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Jingle Punks do LA

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

The LA trip started off with a bang. I started out Friday night at the EMI family and friends event where I saw my friend Will who plays in MGMT. We know each other from NYC and he was in LA with his fiance for Grammy stuff, as soon as I bumped into him he shot me a look as if to say “uh oh, Jingle Jared is in LA, this might get ugly”. The night did turn out pretty epic all things considered… I met my guitar hero Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine. Met Katy Perry, who I think is a pretty sharp songwriter, and I also met Perez Hilton who is single handedly responsible for decreasing office productivity across the world… which I told him.

Saturday morning I worked off the night before with a nice walk around the Getty Center with Sexy Joe. That night we headed out to the Primary Wave Grammy Bash which ended up being a really, really fun event. I rolled to the party with my sister, Sam, who ended up acting as my defacto publicist and somehow convinced many of the celebs there to pose for pics with me while holding up Jingle Punks schwag…ha! If it were not for her I may have spent the entire party in the corner twiddling my thumbs. That night we ended up going to another unsanctioned Grammy thing at My House, a club that was pretty fun… but what made it even more fun was a another friend of mine from out of town decided to throw down his card and spend almost 10k in one night there. Ha! Can’t argue with fun like that right? I’m usually not one for those types of places, but I’m also not stupid, so I went along for the ride.
Our night ended at the W Hotel in Hollywood where I bumped into the girl from “Precious” and asked if she wanted to party with the Jingle Punks. She said NO. I said why not? She said cause you and your friends seem really stupid. Go figure.
Anyhow, after spending some time at the W After Party we got word of yet another party happening in the Hollywood Hills, so the whole crew descended en masse in a fleet of rental cars provide by my aforementioned out of town friend. Once we got there I wandered around looking for a place to settle and ended up walking straight into a glass door that I thought was an entry way to the porch… the whole room laughed as I bounced back from the glass. Luckily I didn’t hurt myself.

At this point I realized it was time to call it a night…it was 5:30 am and I needed to get some sleep if I was going to go the actual Grammys and all the parties afterwards. I got back to my sisters place at around 5:45 and realized I had given Sam my keys to hold onto so I wouldn’t lose them. In my head my only option was to bang on her door until she woke up, which I did, for a good 20 minutes until her neighbor came out of his place in underpants, socks and no shirt pointing a gun at me and asking me to identify myself. After I pooped my shorts I told him I would figure out another way to get into my sister’s place. To compound the problem I also lost my cell phone so calling was out of the question. My only other choice was to throw a hail mary and see if she would answer the front door buzzer. Which she did… I got in and went to sleep on my inflatable bed that Sam so graciously let me sleep on during my stay.

Sunday… this was a tough day. I didn’t really feel like doing much early on so I took a nap till the Grammy’s were over, then Ant, Sam and I rolled to the W Hotel, which was hosting the EMI Grammy party. All in all the night was a far more chill evening than the previous night, but not without it’s share of full on surreal moments…
First off I saw Slash, who I hung with a few times in NYC, but this time around his handlers threw a pick and blocked me from talking with him. I yelled “Slash, you’ve changed!” then walked away sad… ha! I tried easing my pain by making small talk with Russell Brand who told me that he found me to be very offensive, but memorable. So I got that going for me. The fact that I was rolling in a Jingle Punks T Shirt with red bandana wrapped around my head to a semi formal event didn’t help matters much. I was also advised by B Real from Cypress Hill that technically I was wearing gang colors and should be careful walking around the streets of LA like that… big oops.

So basically that was the crazy fun part of the week I had in LA. The rest of the time was spent going from production company to production company helping to spread the word about Jingle Punks in a much larger way. My time in LA was wonderfully beneficial though as I was able to meet some of our favorite clients and large music companies, all of which had amazing things to say about our company which was very nice. We hope to be back in LA soon to catch up with all the great new friends we made this time around!

And now I shall regale you with pictures from my trip to Los Angeles

Jingle Video Blog #99: Fiddle Jam 2010

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Yesterday was a HUGE day at Jingle Punks. First off we got new shirts. Yes. They are rad and everyone is bugging us for one. If you need or want one, just blog something nice about us and send proof… we’ll make sure a shirt finds you.

New Jingle Punks T Shirts

After the shirts arrived we had a real actual girl in our offices. This was so exciting that it was like the equivalent of putting a female ape in the cage at the zoo with the all male primates. As you can see by the devilish grins on our faces this was exciting indeed. It worked out great because Sarah, the girl who came by to drop off music, just so happened to be a world class violin player and was cool enough to jump in on a project for us that needed fiddle skills. Watch below to see the madness unfold.

Happy Holidays from the Punks!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009



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Jingle Video Blog #15: Guilty Pleasures

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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This week we decided to walk around the office and poll our group of tastemakers and music gurus about what they listen to when no one  else is around.

Take a look at the musical choices our crew came up with and please…post to our comment board and on Facebook if you feel we missed some of your favorite guilty pleasures.

Jingle Blog 13

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Jingle Blog #12: The Jingle Schmingle from Jingle Punks on Vimeo.

Free Jingle Party!!!

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Jingle @ Wooly

Jingle Punks Music is pleased to announce our first ever Jingle Schmingle featuring live music.

WED OCT 14, 8pm – OPEN BAR – Starr Rum 8-10pm – 11 Barclay St, NYC

If you like music, if you like drinking, if you want to network with creative media types or just want to blow off some steam then next Wednesday at 8pm show up at NYC’s hottest new spot THE WOOLY for some good times.

First 20 people through the door get a Jingle Punks limited edition T-Shirt

LIVE MUSIC BY: Peasant – Audrey Ryan – Emanuel & the Fear

DJ SET :Bangers & Mash

RSVP to contact@jinglepunks.com (make subject RSVP with your name and how many guests)
See you all soon and get ready to schmingle!!!

Spiritual Raises for Everyone

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Jingle Blog #10 from Jingle Punks on Vimeo.

Sometimes at Jingle Punks we have down time. This past friday we had to update the OS system on the Jingle machines, so I took this as an opportunity to treat some of the employees around our offices to my musical stylings. While I was in college, I learned how to play thousands of songs on the guitar so I could entertain friends at parties. Over the years my guitar chops have improved in some areas (original composition, jingle writing and shredding). and diminished in other areas (cover songs and stupid 90’s repertoire). Anyways, this is just a taste of the dazzling performance I delivered as a spiritual bonus for our employees last week.

Jingle Brazil

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

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As some of you may remember (those who follow our tweets and facebook shenanigans), a few weeks back a writer from Brazil asked to do a story on Jingle Punks Music for a magazine called PEGN, which is akin to the Business Week of Brazil.  Little did we know this story was going to be epic and feature pictures of Dan and I jumping through the air like David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar on crack.  There’s mention of “Milionaria” in the title too, which is worth a laugh (and some raised eyebrows from our girlfriends!).

I still don’t know exactly what the article actually says but I’m a shallow guy and it looks cool, so its good enough for me.  For anyone that wants to know what is the meat of the story I can tell you only what I told the writer.

Once upon a time Dan and I went to concert, got really watsed, threw drinks on one another and the next day we started a company.  OK, there is a little more to it than that, like the 120 hour work weeks we put in, our empty bank accounts, the constant travelling, the never seeing our loved ones and other boring things the kids may not want to read about…

Oh, and any Brazilian readers out there how can get a hold of a copy and let us know what it says… we’d appreciate it.
Minor note… we have a new Jingle Video blog coming live this week, so stay tuned.

Jingle All the Way!

We’re baaack

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

A lot of people have been asking us for more video updates because our first ones were watched by a whopping 98 people….c’mon you gotta re-tweet this if you want us to take the time to make some videos.

Anyways, if a picture is worth 1000 words than this video is worth at least 10,000 words. So on that note. No more words. Just click to watch.

Jingle Pa-Looza. The Rock n Roll CEO on the GO!

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

 

Starting my trip off the Jingle Jared way.

Starting my trip off the Jingle Jared way.

I am at the airport in Colorado waiting to fly back east.  This week made me remember what it used to be like to be on tour.  I spent 5 days on the road, but instead of rocking a stage every night covered in sweat and whiskey, I rocked some board rooms covered in…well…sweat and whiskey (just kidding).  

 

Tired at the airport after countless meetings over the past week.

Tired at the airport after countless meetings over the past week.

 

 

Day 1.

-Touched down in LA

-Took a jog (thats my 4th jog of 2009. Eye of the Tiger Baby!)

-Went for drinks with our friends from VH1 music (we had some laughs, some margaritas and called it a night at some time in the wee hours of tuesday morning…note to self, this is not the best way to cure jet lag. In fact it has the opposite effect.

 

Day 2.

-Electronic Arts.  I met a really cool music supervisor at EA and we talked about getting Jingle Punks music in the mix.  So if you are one of our artists and are reading this and think your music could work well in titles like Madden and FIFA AND you have distribution or a release coming up for late 09 or top of 2010 please send us your latest and greatest.

 

Recording at DJ Lethal's studio on day 2

Recording at DJ Lethal's studio on day 2

 

 

-Playboy TV.  Went to the Playboy production facilities to give a Jingle Demo.  We discussed which shows our music would work best for and I showed them some examples of some of the recent work we did for A&E, Bravo and MTV.

 

-Fuel TV.  Met head of the music Dept. and a new friend Patrick.  Both of them are super nice.  Patrick helped us play connect the dots in LA with other places he thought our music would be a good fit.  He also set us up with a meeting at Berman Braun which took place the next day.  The music guru from  FUEL figured out we knew a lot of people in common because he used to winter in Florida with all the old people (like me.  If you are a Jew from Toronto, like me, you would know exactly what I am talking about).   We also had friends in common from NYC’s music scene.  Apparently his best friend Grant used to be in a band The Fiasco which my old band Group Sounds played with often.

 

Day 3.

-CAA.  Went to the DeathStar.  Yes. CAA is a frightening place to go. It is designed to give the visitor a psychological disadvantage.  We discussed Jingle Punks future plans to work in the medium of film.  Made it out unscathed…phew!

 

-Berman Braun. This company is also huge.  They do a bunch of shows on NBC including a new hospital drama Mercy.  We discussed Jingle Punks getting integrated into their production departments.  Our new friend at B&B was super smart and really nice.  She got what we were doing and had some good suggestions of how we could get in the mix with them.

 

E!. Met with Daily 10 producer.  They are already a client so we just shot the shit and talked about some of the new features we have in our player.  He asked us to make some new bins for him of our latest and greatest in each genre.  

 

Drinks.  Met with my friend Stan M and Jen B.  We had drinks then met up with my other LA friend Brian  who I believe is the next Spielberg….he even wears a Panavision Jacket and carries a directors chair and megaphone with him everywhere he goes.  He turned 30 so we got him, um, drunk…I guess thats the best word for this.  

 

My final meeting place...Starz in Colorado.

My final meeting place...Starz in Colorado.

 

 

Day 4.  Woke up a little under the weather but headed right to ITV.  This was possibly the most interesting meeting yet.  Met with  VP of Current programming there walked me through their immediate music needs.  He seemed to have all sorts of good ideas about music in TV and he also has a roster of really cool content that we hope to be part of.

 

VH1. Met with the line producer at Creature films.  They do tons of Rock Docs and Behind the Music.  We already have a deal in place so this was just another chance to get feedback on the player and see what we could do to improve our services.

 

Downtime.  Finally got to relax for a few minutes by a pool.  Exhausted.

 

Flight to Colorado.  Delayed.  Finally got into Colorado at 1am.  Was ready to crash but alas, no cars could be rented to get to my hotel so I took a monster cab ride.  Checked into the hotel and a raging party was going down.  Drunk ass hooligans (damn I sound old) were causing a racous in the lobby and I was unlucky enough to be on…yes you guessed it, 1st floor.  Music finally stopped around 4am, but then the fist fights in the parking lot ensued.  I thought I was gonna be a victim of a home invasion (I know Im a paranoid Jew…I know!)

 

Day 5. Woked up and felt pretty beat but had to rock a 30 person meeting at Starz.  Pulled it together with some Coffee and hydration.  The meeting went great. Starz is officially our new client.  We are servicing a bunch of channel that they own.  The facility was awesome state of the art everything and they had some great things to say about Jingle Punks.

 

There you have it.  I survived a hard week on the road.  Not quite like the way I did it in my 20’s but I’d rather be doing this than anything else in the world.  Now I am off to Toronto to see my little ones.